Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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