I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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