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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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