He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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