Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
