Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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