I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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