I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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