Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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