did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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