so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Randomize