found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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