Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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