Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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