ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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