Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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