forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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