People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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