i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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