if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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