This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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