Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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