Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Don't mention it
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