I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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