why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Randomize
