I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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