He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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