I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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