i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
