yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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