Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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