Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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