i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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