I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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