Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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