when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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