Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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