I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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