used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You've changed since you got that strap on
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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