I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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