Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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