We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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