then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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