I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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