I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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