I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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