I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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