maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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