Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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