Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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