Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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