I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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