At least make sure they are 18
Why
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
