I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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