He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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