He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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