I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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